Wife: "Darling, yesterday I bought a book, but now I can't find it."
Husband: “Can you remember what it was called?”
Wife: “The title is How to Live to be 100.”
Husband: “I threw it away.”
Wife: “What? Why did you throw it away?”
Husband: “Your Mother started reading it!”
Ode to a Spell Checker
I have a spelling chequer
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for my revue
miss takes I cannot see
I've run this poem threw it
I'm shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in its weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Tutors can keep
learners spell bound.