Story of the Week
April 26, 1999
Our story this week is a special event, because we are launching three learners stories on the Internet, and you can read their stories as well as hear them. This launch takes place during the 1999 Learners Conference, organised by Yukon Learn on April 23 and 24, 1999.
These stories were written by Clifford McLeod. Clifford is 39 years old and a student at Yukon Learn in Whitehorse. He has been coming to Yukon Learn for four years. Clifford likes fishing and hunting moose. His favourite actor is Bruce Lee and he enjoys telling jokes.
Play an audio version of this story
Moose Meal
by Clifford McLeod
shot a moose
skinned it to
chopped it with an axe
pack it on my truck
deep freeze it
fry it ; boil it ; bake it up
eat it
goes down fast!
Untitled
by Clifford McLeod
I was watching a Rocky movie and I heard Rocky tell a joke, why do cows wear bells ? Their horns don't work. I thought that was funny and that is when I started making up jokes.
What did the man say when he walked in to the bar.? Ouch!
What is the flower called that grows between your nose and chin? Tulips!
What does the tree drink? Rootbeer!
Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator? He wanted to hear cool music!
Where does the man hide his armies ? In his sleevies!
Knock Knock. who's there? Boo. Boo who? you don't have to cry it's just a joke.
What do you call a dog that went over the hill ? Dog gone!
What building has the most stories ? the Library!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
How do you fix a broken toe? with a tow truck!
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